About us

US Army Soldier in Universal Camouflage Uniform

Husband-and-wife duo Crap Commandos was founded on a simple yet life-changing mission: to make life better by taking your crap—literally and figuratively!

What started as a venture into pet waste removal (yes, the gross stuff) quickly expanded when we realized people have more than dog crap—they’ve got house crap, too! Armed with top-of-the-line equipment, thorough research, and expert training, we’ve evolved into North Texas’s go-to pros for exterior cleaning and junk removal.

As a proud veteran-owned business, we’re here to tackle the messes that bog you down, so you can fully enjoy your home or business without the hassle. Whether it’s grime, junk, or—you guessed it—crap, Crap Commandos lives by our motto: “We’ll clean or take your crap,” and we do it with white-glove service from start to finish.

Our ultimate goal? To earn your trust, forge lasting partnerships, and help you live your best crap-free life.

As a veteran-owned business, we hold a profound and heartfelt respect for the men and women who have served or are currently serving in the military. Our family’s military legacy spans across every branch—Army, Air Force, Marines, Navy, and Coast Guard—instilling in us a deep appreciation for the sacrifices service members and their families make every day.

We understand the immense commitment and resilience it takes to serve, and we are dedicated to giving back in meaningful ways. To honor their bravery, we offer a 10% veterans discount as a token of gratitude.

At our core, we believe in serving those who have served us, and we are proud to give back to the heroes who have protected our freedoms.