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Crap Commandos: We Scoop So You Don’t Have To!
At Crap Commandos, we take pet waste removal seriously—so you don’t have to! Armed with precision tools, unwavering dedication, and a "no poop left behind" policy, our elite squad swoops in to handle the dirty work while you focus on what really matters—enjoying your yard and loving your pets.
Our Mission: Poop-Free Yards, Happy Homes
Whether it's a backyard battlefield or a multi-dog minefield, we’re your first line of defense against smelly surprises. Here’s how our crack team tackles the task of pooper scooping:
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On-Site Patrols: We come to your property like stealthy ninjas of cleanliness, scanning every nook and cranny for hidden hazards.
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Thorough Collection: Using specialized gear, we remove every last "landmine" with military-grade precision. (Okay, maybe just expert precision, but it feels like military-grade.)
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Responsible Disposal: Once we’ve cleared the yard, we take the waste with us and dispose of it properly—no mess, no stress!
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Flexible Deployment: Do you need a one-time cleanup before a big event or regular visits to maintain poop-free peace? We’ve got your back with customizable plans that fit your needs.​​
Why Choose Crap Commandos?
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Punctual & Reliable: We show up on time, every time, because poop waits for no one.
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Pet-Friendly Pros: We’re big on pets and even bigger on keeping them safe. We work around your furry friends with care.
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Eco-Conscious Disposal: We dispose of waste responsibly because your yard and the planet deserve a clean break.
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Safety: All staff members are background and drug-screened
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On the way text: To ensure you know when and who is arriving
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Confirmation emails before visit: Flexible confirmations so you know your service days
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Completed job text and locked gate notifications: Peace of mind and reliability to know the job is done and your pets are secured.
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Flexible Options: Easy, no hassle,e and affordable subscription or one-time clean-up
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Program Benefits: We offer loyalty rewards, discounts for multi-month commitments, and a 10% veterans discount. ​
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Deodorization and Sanitization are available in your space to remove bacteria and potential pathogens like parvo, giardia, and more. Making your outdoor spaces safe for the family to enjoy.
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Discounted Patio pressure washing with subscription service.
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Who We Serve
Homeowners with yards that need reclaiming.Busy pet parents with better things to do.Dog parks, apartment complexes, and community spaces.​
Where We Serve
We are proud to service the following cities and their surrounding areas. Aubrey, Prosper, Celina, Pilot Point, Cross Roads, Little Elm, Frisco, Oak Point, and McKinney.
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Join the Poop-Free Revolution!
With packages starting as low as $19.99/visit, let Crap Commandos turn your landmines into a land of leisure. Pooper scooping doesn't have to be on your list of chores. Book your first patrol today and experience the joy of a yard free from the tyranny of turds. Because when it comes to poop, we’re the pros who get the job done.
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